The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Williams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.