The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Williams gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.