The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.