The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Williams gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
75%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.