The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Williams runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.