The Garbage-Time Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.