The Snap Count Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.