The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyren Williams
Kyren Williams · LAR · RB
“Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
89%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyren Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyren Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyren Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.