The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment McConkey was due a breakout.
- A mysterious flag erases McConkey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McConkey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.