The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McConkey tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McConkey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.