The Butter-Finger Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McConkey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McConkey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.