The Butter-Finger Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
McConkey, McConkey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.