The Hamstring Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McConkey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.