The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McConkey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.