The Snap Count Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- McConkey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McConkey, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.