The Late Scratch Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- The QB looks at McConkey exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McConkey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.