The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
McConkey scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.