The Inch-Short Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows McConkey on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McConkey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.