The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- The QB looks at McConkey exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- The broadcast shows McConkey on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McConkey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.