The Late Scratch Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- McConkey drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
77%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McConkey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.