The Butter-Finger Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- McConkey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McConkey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.