The Snap Count Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- McConkey's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment McConkey was due a breakout.
74%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McConkey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.