The Snap Count Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“The QB looks at McConkey exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- McConkey scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
82%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McConkey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.