The Inch-Short Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McConkey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.