The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- McConkey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McConkey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.