The Phantom Flag Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McConkey will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McConkey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.