The Dropped Pass Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
McConkey scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.