The Phantom Flag Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- McConkey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McConkey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.