The Inch-Short Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McConkey is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McConkey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.