The Phantom Flag Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McConkey's stadium. Only over McConkey.
- McConkey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McConkey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.