The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- McConkey tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
92%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McConkey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.