The Snap Count Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number McConkey, that's a flag." McConkey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McConkey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.