The Butter-Finger Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
McConkey, McConkey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.