The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McConkey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.