The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- McConkey does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McConkey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.