The Phantom Holding Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- McConkey gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
83%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McConkey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.