The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McConkey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.