The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- The broadcast shows McConkey on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McConkey gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
McConkey, McConkey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.