The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
83%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McConkey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.