The Blown Coverage Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
89%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Raiders's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.