The Bad Spot Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Raiders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.