The Garbage-Time Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Raiders drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.