The Blown Coverage Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
80%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raiders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Bowers
- Fernando Mendoza
- Mike Washington Jr.
- Jalen Nailor
- Tre Tucker
- Jack Bech
- Matt Gay
- Carter Runyon
- Ian Thomas
- Deven Thompkins
- Michael Mayer
FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.