The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Raiders defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
76%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Raiders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.