The Snap Count Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Raiders, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.