The Phantom Flag Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
83%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Raiders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.