The Late Scratch Hex of Las Vegas Raiders
Las Vegas Raiders defense
“The Raiders defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Las Vegas Raiders defense's week
- The Raiders defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Raiders offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Raiders's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Las Vegas Raiders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Las Vegas Raiders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Las Vegas Raiders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.