The Hamstring Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Krieg is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krieg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.