The Wind Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.