The Late Scratch Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Krieg is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krieg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.